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Way to Life/way of life quotes

Life it see like a 4 letters word and depending on person feeling it contain the meaning.My feeling about life is the combination of sweet and hot.You take everything serious its very trouble to you you are not take anything not serious its very dangerous to you.You balance the life sometimes take serious and some times dont take serious.

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• If you receive something that says "Send this to everyone you know," pretend you don't know me
• If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
• Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

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• If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
• Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter.
• If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
• If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
• If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.

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• Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst.
• Never say "OOPS!" Always say "Ah, Interesting!".
• Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
• Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.
• Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
• Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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• Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
• If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes.
• Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
• Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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• If you think your wife's Jewellery is an investment, try selling a few pieces.
• Be true to your teeth, or they'll be false to you.
• Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo.
• When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend your middle finger.

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• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
• If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
• Never buy a car you can't push.
• It is better to keep your mouth shut, and look like a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.

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• Never eat yellow snow.
• Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy.
• At the end of your rope? Tie a knot and SWING!
• It's a small world, so you gotta use your elbows a lot.
• If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
• If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about out-running the bear, just worry about out-running your friend.

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• You have to watch out for yourself, because nobody else is going to. Especially during dogeball.
• The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
• Growl all day and you'll be dog tired at night.
• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
• It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

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• If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.
• If you walk under a ladder, and it falls down on you it probably means bad luck.
• There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with "or die."
• There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

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• The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
• Take the road not taken - the leaves crunch that much louder!
• If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
• If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.

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